Friday, April 10, 2015

The French and their sacrosanct "liberty of expression"



... or in this case, liberty of prostesting. The Femen movement, actually a minuscule group of  ultra feminist in-your-face furies decided to go spew their venom on the Entrance of the residence of none other than France's poster boy for sexist, male chauvinist swines, Dominique Strauss Kahn. This took place on place des vosges, one of Paris' most stunning landmarks in the middle of the day on a beautiful Thursday afternoon... Utterly unthinkable in our oh-so-proper and puritanical America. Gotta love France, truly!








Tuesday, March 17, 2015



 St Patrick's Day in America....
An excuse for (mostly) white morons of all kinds to get wasted and puke everywhere.... not to mention they show up hungover at work the following day.... if they show up to work that is... I say mostly white because the Hispanics don't give a rat's ass about St Patrick's day.... They have Cinco de Mayo and God knows.... it's the white trash again who wind up passing out in the gutters!!!!

Schedule of a typical moron on St. Patrick's Day:
9 am: Mom leaves the house to go to her job. Moron goes back to sleep because he has no job.
11 am: Time to start the day! It's St. Patrick's Day! Gel hair into same douche-bag style that all his friends have. Find "I'm not Irish, but kiss me anyway" t-shirt.
1 pm: Moron bar hops
2 pm: Moron is totally wasted
2:01 pm: Moron is puking in a mailbox
2:02 pm: Moron is hitting on every woman in sight
4:00 pm: Realizing that no woman wants a pathetic guy with puke-breath, Moron gets violent and starts picking fights by calling out to every short guy, "Hey look! It's a leprechaun!"
6:03 pm: Moron is slumped on the curb with his nose bashed in. His friends rush to him, cell phones in hand, to snap pictures. They laugh. They leave.